Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Independence Day

Well, we did it America. One more year of everlasting freedom. I'd like to express my patriotic gratitude to the creators of this great nation:

Dear Founding Fathers,

Hey guys. What's going on? Nothing much here. By the way, we're holding up our part of the deal. You're welcome. When Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum uploaded that virus to the alien mainframe those 10 plus years ago, they were thinking of you. Just like your stance against the evil British empire, you showed those bastards that the Windows Vista that is America defeats all those inferior alien and arab Windows 95s.

Hope you guys are doing well in heaven. See you soon.

Love,

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